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ALL-TIME CAREER RECORDS

Pussy Ballers 

(Ian Shahan)

12152.9 Total Points

2010-2018

Highest Scoring Franchise

(Regular season)

Pussy Ballers 

(Ian Shahan)

14969.1 Total Points

2010-2018

Highest Scoring Franchise

(Regular +Post season)

Alvin and the Dopefucks

(Rob Allen)

129.63 PPG

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Highest Points per game average 

(Regular Season)

Heavy Hangers

(Josh Myers)

101.92 PPG

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Lowest Points per game average 

(Regular Season)

((ACTIVE OWNERS ONLY))

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Man on Waiver Wire

(John Clark)

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114.75 PPG/PA

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Toughest Schedule

(Regular Season)

((ACTIVE OWNERS ONLY))

The Shitty Beatles

(Eric Shah)

104.5 PPG/PA

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Easiest Schedule

(Regular Season)

((ACTIVE OWNERS ONLY))

Alvin and the Dopefucks

(Rob Allen)

0.692 Win %

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Best Win %

(Regular Season)

((ACTIVE OWNERS ONLY))

The Shitty Beatles

(Eric Shah)

54.76 Win %

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Best Win %

(Regular + Post Season)

((ACTIVE OWNERS ONLY))

+3 Season Min

The Shitty Beatles

(Eric Shah)

6 Appearances

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Most Playoff Apperances

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Prestige Worldwide

(Jared Thompson)

3 Appearances

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Most Championship 

Apperances

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MOST CHAMPIONSHIPs

Prestige Worldwide

(Jared Thompson)

2 Championships

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Dugan's Dick Dynasty

(Sean Dugan)

2 Championships

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The Shitty Beatles

(Eric Shah)

58 Wins​

Most Wins 

(Regular Season)

The Shitty Beatles

(Eric Shah)

69 Wins

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Most Wins 

(Regular +Post Season)

Inglorious 

Boohoos

(Shane Sankey)

60 Losses

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Most Losses 

(Regular Season)

Pussy Ballers

(Ian Shahan)

16 BIG DICKS​

Most BIG DICKS 

(Regular Season)

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