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ALL-TIME CAREER RECORDS

Pussy Ballers 

(Ian Shahan)

12152.9 Total Points

2010-2018

Highest Scoring Franchise

(Regular season)

Pussy Ballers 

(Ian Shahan)

14969.1 Total Points

2010-2018

Highest Scoring Franchise

(Regular +Post season)

Alvin and the Dopefucks

(Rob Allen)

129.63 PPG

Highest Points per game average 

(Regular Season)

Heavy Hangers

(Josh Myers)

101.92 PPG

Lowest Points per game average 

(Regular Season)

((ACTIVE OWNERS ONLY))

Man on Waiver Wire

(John Clark)

114.75 PPG/PA

Toughest Schedule

(Regular Season)

((ACTIVE OWNERS ONLY))

The Shitty Beatles

(Eric Shah)

104.5 PPG/PA

Easiest Schedule

(Regular Season)

((ACTIVE OWNERS ONLY))

Alvin and the Dopefucks

(Rob Allen)

0.692 Win %

Best Win %

(Regular Season)

((ACTIVE OWNERS ONLY))

The Shitty Beatles

(Eric Shah)

54.76 Win %

Best Win %

(Regular + Post Season)

((ACTIVE OWNERS ONLY))

+3 Season Min

The Shitty Beatles

(Eric Shah)

Appearances

Most Playoff Apperances

Prestige Worldwide

(Jared Thompson)

Appearances

Most Championship 

Apperances

MOST CHAMPIONSHIPs

Prestige Worldwide

(Jared Thompson)

2 Championships

Dugan's Dick Dynasty

(Sean Dugan)

2 Championships

The Shitty Beatles

(Eric Shah)

58 Wins

Most Wins 

(Regular Season)

The Shitty Beatles

(Eric Shah)

69 Wins

Most Wins 

(Regular +Post Season)

Inglorious 

Boohoos

(Shane Sankey)

60 Losses

Most Losses 

(Regular Season)

Pussy Ballers

(Ian Shahan)

16 BIG DICKS

Most BIG DICKS 

(Regular Season)

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